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Welcome to my movie review site!! Here you will find my commentary on the shitiest movies of all time like Kazaam and on the true classics like The Toxic Avenger. As well as my recommendations of what films to see and my picks of who actually should have won the oscars. This site uses a rating system that is modeled below.
 | Great movie!! Go out and see it today |
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| Pretty good you should see it but it can wait |
| so-so, probably don't need to see it |
| Good God this film is terrible. Horse shit looks better than this!! |
Sorry but I don't use that crap 1/2 star rating basically because I don't feel like having that many categories of ratings but anyway this is my site. Don't forget to check out my huge B movie archive. Listed below is my opinions on the best and worst in the movie industry, if you don't agree with my reviews then maybe this will explain why.
| Best Actor | Tom Hanks |
| Worst Actor | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Best Actress | Gwyneth Paltrow |
| Worst Actress | Brooke Shields |
| Best Film of '99 | The Blair Witch Project |
| Worst Film of '99 | Star Wars: The Phantom Menace |
| Best Movie to get a Hard On | Showgirls |
| Worst Movie for a Plot | Showgirls |
| Best Teen Movie | American Pie |
| Best Old Folks Movie | Driving Miss Daisy |